Hey, you are lucky I am just a statue. Anyone else would have smashed you by now. That poor little pigeon doesn't know what's coming.
The pigeon must be thankful that it is only a statue otherwise, he’ll not have been able to get himself free from the hands of this ruthless man who cannot just wait to grill him for tonight’s meal. Too bad for the man, though.
Now, the pigeon can enjoy his meal, sleep, or even just sit idle at this place and the statue can just curse himself for not having the ability to move even the slightest from his place. Wait until the pigeon calls all his family here, you’ll be literally crying Mr. Statue.