You know what? My face has a better striking ability as compared to my bat. No ball that has been hit by my face has ever stayed within the premises of the ground giving my team a home run. Yeah, I do sometimes go for a jaw surgery or extensive medical treatment afterward but nothing can stop me from getting that homerun.
After all, my team never loses a game whenever I do this. The only thing I’d wish for right now would be if I could eat pizza with my teammates to enjoy our victory because the chicken soup doesn’t quite really seem to be the victory meal.